Don't Try This at Home

Don't Try This at Home

Anna Birmingham Rena Butler Henrietta Clarke Taylin Clavelli Bell Ellis Kim Fielding Ellee Hill Kiernan Kelly / Jan 20, 2020

Don t Try This at Home Bonked heads Rough carpet Burned dinner Awkward silence Bitten lips Startling length Spilled wax Pinched fingers Shattered wineglass Closet quickie Flat souffle Broken bedframe Shower sex Overzealous

  • Title: Don't Try This at Home
  • Author: Anna Birmingham Rena Butler Henrietta Clarke Taylin Clavelli Bell Ellis Kim Fielding Ellee Hill Kiernan Kelly
  • ISBN: 9781613722640
  • Page: 483
  • Format: ebook
  • Bonked heads Rough carpet Burned dinner Awkward silence Bitten lips Startling length Spilled wax Pinched fingers Shattered wineglass Closet quickie Flat souffle Broken bedframe Shower sex Overzealous spanking Embarrassing ex Lost wallet Terrible taste Sore shoulders Noxious odor Absent date Unbelievable girth Kitchen canoodling New toy Stained sheetsBonked heads Rough carpet Burned dinner Awkward silence Bitten lips Startling length Spilled wax Pinched fingers Shattered wineglass Closet quickie Flat souffle Broken bedframe Shower sex Overzealous spanking Embarrassing ex Lost wallet Terrible taste Sore shoulders Noxious odor Absent date Unbelievable girth Kitchen canoodling New toy Stained sheets Backward compliment Stifling pillow Locked handcuffs Aching ass Missing keys Torn seams Wrenched back Angry cat Overeager pass Uncooperative zipper.Something always goes wrong in real life Fortunately, in these stories love blunts the edges so that romance always triumphs over adversity.Stories included are Midnight Caller by Anna BirminghamSnapshots by Rena ButlerBasil s Luck by Henrietta ClarkeBoys, Toys, and Carpet Fitters by Taylin ClavelliOutbursts by Bell EllisTyler Wang Has a Ball by Kim FieldingBoy Next Door by Ellee HillGremlins in the Works by Kiernan KellyGood Food Gone Bad by Venona KeyesAttack of the Hedgehogs by Kate PavelleIt s Not What You Think by Teegan LoySlippery When Wet by K LynnDesperate Measures by E.T MalinowskiGordon s Cat by Aundrea SingerPhoto Finish by AC Valentine

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    About "Anna Birmingham Rena Butler Henrietta Clarke Taylin Clavelli Bell Ellis Kim Fielding Ellee Hill Kiernan Kelly"

      • Anna Birmingham Rena Butler Henrietta Clarke Taylin Clavelli Bell Ellis Kim Fielding Ellee Hill Kiernan Kelly

        Hello fellow readers and writers I m originally from the UK but currently living in and loving the USA I have been reading and attempting to write m m stories for around three years It s a not so new guilty pleasure I used to work in finance but am currently a stay at home mom to two young children under the age of four, so free time doesn t come along that often When it does, writing about hot guys doing sexy things is the perfect antidote to the terrible twos


    366 Comments

    1. I expected fun! I got clumsy and overly horny people – and 2 typos.Here you have the rating and a short comment for every story, in the order in which they appear in the book.- Basil's Luck – 3.5lol- Midnight Caller – 3sex in weird circumstances- Boy Next Door – 3takes short and underdeveloped to a whole new level- Gremlins in the Works – 3.5super funny, but the sex was a fail- Attack of the Hedgehogs – 2.5ricky-boy? *gagging*- Gordon's Cat – 4hilarious and totally lovely – with [...]


    2. Reviewed for Hearts On Fire ReviewsAs in any anthology there are clear favorites. While I thought most of the stories here were humorous in one way or another, there were two stories that made me laugh out loud at the endearing ridiculousness of it all. My all time favorite of this anthology has got to be Good Food Gone Bad by Verona Keyes. Besides the fact that the whole thing to an established couple who seemed so comfortable together and happy (and secure enough to get though this!), there is [...]


    3. 3+/3.25 stars overall. The anthology had some gems - I particularly liked the last two stories - but overall had more 3 star (or, in a couple of instances, 2 or 1 star - eeks!) stories than 4 or 5 star winners for me. As such, I'd give it a 3+.I won a copy of this anthology from reviewsbyjessewave. Thanks, Dreamspinner!


    4. I won't be rating my own story in this anthology, obviously, but I'd like to say a few kind words about two stories that really tickled my imagination. The first one was "Tyler Wang has a Ball" by Kim Fielding. I loved the characterizations of not only the guys, but also of the environment and the inevitable culture clash. A vegetarian's justification of eating bovine testicles being that no animal lost their life during the process of obtaining them had me, a former vegetarian, laughing until I [...]


    5. This book was funny but I found it too much to read in one sittingere is only so many broken penis'; psychotic cats; food poisoning; carpet burn; and other slap-stick disasters you can read about before they all start blurring into one painful, homogeneous, whole. This anthology should be savored in small doses so I read 8 other short books in-between these tales of erotic disaster. This book should be recommended reading for all those cynical and incredulous ER nurses who don't believe the tale [...]


    6. 1.5 starsthe first 10 stories are awful.while there are such things as well written stories about adorable clumsiness, hilarious accidents & romantic gestures gone wrongne of them are thesee first 10 stories were so bad i almost didn't reach the decent stories. the last 5 stories were ok but they didn't make up for the disaster of the majority of the book.


    7. There were a few stories that really cracked me up, but the majority was just okay. The 'just okay' might stem from the fact that most of the stories were really really short. And it's hard to put something to remember in just a few pages.My ratings:Basil's Luck - 2,5*Midnight Caller - 4*Boy Next Door - 3*Gremlins in the Works - 2,5*Attack of the Hedgehogs - 2,5*Gordon's Cat - 4,5* Probably my favourite story.Slippery When wet - 3*Boys, Toys, and Carpet Fitters - 3*Good Food Gone Bad - 3*Despera [...]




    8. loved the first 2 stories, then hit a patch of DNF ones. They were cliché or boring. Kim Fielding and Bell Ellis's stories rocked.


    9. Well, 4 stars is pushing it. Maybe an average of 3.5? Really I do want to take 2 stars off automatically simply for the cover. That however isn't fair to the authors. Is it? I hope that for some reason they didn't approve it. When I come across what I consider an awful cover I tend to pass the book by. When for whatever reason I do decide to purchase the book I hope either the author used a family member or the publisher didn't give the author a choice. Anyway, to the stories. They were all cute [...]


    10. Basil's Luck by Henrietta Clarke3 stars Midnight Caller by Anna Birmingham4 stars Boy Next Door by Ellee Hill3 stars Gremlins in the Works by Kiernan Kelly3 stars Attack of the Hedgehogs by Kate Pavelle1 starGordon's Cat by Aundrea Singer3 stars Slippery When Wet by K. Lynn2 stars Boys, Toys and Carpet Fitters by Taylin Clavelli3 stars Good Food Gone Bad by Venona Keyes2 stars Desperate Measures by E.T. Malinowski2 stars It's not what you think by Teegan Loy4 stars Tyler Wang has a Ball by Kim F [...]


    11. Basil’s Luck by Henrietta Clarke - 3 stars Midnight Caller by Anna Birmingham - 3,5 stars Boy Next Door by Ellee Hill - 3 stars Gremlins in the Works by Kiernan Kelly - 2 stars Attack of the Hedgehogs by Kate Pavelka - 3 stars Gordon’s Cat by Aundrea Singer - 3,5 stars Slippery When Wet by K. Lynn - 1, 5 stars Boys, Toys, and Carpet Fitters by Taylin Cleveland - 1 star Good Food Gone Bad by Venona Keyes - 3 stars Desperate Measures by E.T. Malinowski - 2 stars It’s Not What You Think by Te [...]


    12. I love my anthologies, but lets face it. In a collection of short stories there is usually one or two which don't strike my fancy. So not true with this fantastically funny group of stories. I laughed through the whole book from Basil's Luck (bad and otherwise) to the Roepocalypse (the best was saved for last in this case).Totally enjoyable and one of those books where I hated to see the end.Recommended.


    13. I loved a lot of the stories in this anthology. My favorites were "Outbursts" and "It's Not What You Think". I laughed and cried with them and that's what a good story should do. It should get you to react on an emotional level, engage you in the characters' lives and make you feel for them. The authors did that in spades and I highly recommend this anthology.


    14. Oh my word I was crying laughing reading these! These are hysterical shorts that (if I were a guy) would totally be my life. I love funny stories like these where there is a happy ending despite the crazy struggle to get there. Highly recommend this anthology! Such wonderful shorts, I hope these authors put out more work in the future.


    15. It had its length but I really enjoyed the last two stories, both deserving 4 stars:Photo Finish by A. C. ValentineOutbursts by Bell Ellis "A Master of Tact Fu, facing the King of Oops. Who would win?"


    16. Faves:Boy Next Door by Ellee Hill, Tyler Wang has a Ball by Kim Fielding, Snapshots by Rena Butler, and Outbursts by Bell Ellis.All the stories were pretty good though, first anthology I've read in awhile that I finished every story.


    17. I shouldn't laugh when people are hurt but that was hilarious! I love how the authors really stuck to the theme! That was awesome! Each story was unique too, I enjoyed them all! I really do truly love anthologies! :) Now, need to go look up some new authors! ;)


    18. Absolutely hilarious collection of stories about mishaps. Really enjoyed the light relief and the introduction to several great authors whose work I hadn't read before.



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