Guide to Troubled Birds

Guide to Troubled Birds

Matt Adrian / Jan 19, 2020

Guide to Troubled Birds An illustrated pocket field guide that enables anyone to quickly identify psychotic violent or mentally unstable bird species We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries with t

  • Title: Guide to Troubled Birds
  • Author: Matt Adrian
  • ISBN: 9780399170911
  • Page: 233
  • Format: Hardcover
  • An illustrated pocket field guide that enables anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of youAn illustrated pocket field guide that enables anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life.

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      • Matt Adrian

        Matt Adrian s lush acrylic paintings of birds range from the delightfully cute to the decidedly sinister The distinctive titles of the paintings juxtapose the primal existence of birds with the often awkward folly of modern human existence His artwork is collected worldwide and has been featured in SUNSENT magazine, BUST magazine, COUNTRY LIVING magazine, the LOS ANGELES TIMES, the CHICAGO TRIBUNE, the BOSTON GLOBE, the SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE, DECOR8, APARTMENT THERAPY and on the television shows DEAR GENEVIEVE, NCIS LOS ANGELES, DEXTER, and MODERN FAMILY His work has appeared in the films THIS IS 40, THE HANGOVER PART III and will appear in the upcoming Johnny Depp film TRANSCENDENCE and the Spike Jonze film HER There have been two books published that collect his artwork IT IS FOLLY TO ASSUME MY AWESOME LIES DORMANT THE PAINTINGS OF THE MINCING MOCKINGBIRD VOLUME ONE and I HAVE HEARD MY PRAISES SUNG IN SCREAMS THE PAINTINGS OF THE MINCING MOCKINGBIRD VOLUME TWO His book THE MINCING MOCKINGBIRD GUIDE TO TROUBLED BIRDS will be published by Penguin in June 2014.He lives in California with his wife, artist Kim Bagwill Source.


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    1. so for all of you who have been questioning my stance on birds and how they are evilyeah. now you're willing to listen, aren't you??this book delights me's just a collection of illustrations of various horrible winged creatures with accompanying stories declaring itself to be a reference guide to be consulted in the event of an infant or small child being torn apart by a murder of crowscause it's going to happen, make no mistaker such small little things, they sure do get lippy (beaky?)and alway [...]


    2. Just the sight of these feathered creatures of evil gives me the heebie-jeebies, but then when I see thisBIRDS ARE LUV, BIRDS ARE LYF.


    3. Picked this up on a whim. Perfect for anyone who has ever felt unnerved by a flock of birds. Are they watching me? Will they kill me? The answer is apparently…yes.



    4. Absolutely hilarious. I am SO glad that I bought this as a gift so I could read it first, like the cheap-ass that I am.


    5. Jack Handey as an Angry, Pugnacious Drunk in a Bird SuitRemember Jack Handey and his "Deep Thoughts" from the old Saturday Night Live? Slightly off-kilter, vaguely inane and sort of gormless, but somehow deeply insightful, musings? Well, take that same sort of one-liner humor, but make it psychotically angry and twisted and use it to caption pretty, but intense, bird paintings. That's more or less what you get here.Usually you don't have pretty, colorful, cute birds telling you "I'll Even Kill Y [...]


    6. This is a delightful, hilarious, "profusely illustrated" guide to birdsTroubled Birds. There are plenty of amusing details to savor in this short guide. It's one of those books that as I read it I keep thinking of some of my odd friends (who are the BEST) that would enjoy a copy of their own. Probably why they call it a 'gift book'. Figured that out on my own! *I received a complimentary copy from the publisher.





    7. Like someone else said, you had me at 'profusely illustrated' but I originally saw some of these illustrations online, not aware there was an entire book, let alone stories to go with them. This is a VERY short book, took me maybe half an hour to read out loud to friends and laughing at the absurdity of some of the stories in between. One of my favorites is 'Bird Chooses Last Words to Be Those of Defiance, and Thus Shows More Courage Than Most' and that's just the title. The book itself looks li [...]


    8. (from p. 41)"Oh, dear, honey - look out for that bird - oh, no. You hit it. You killed it.""It flew into our windshield. I'm not swerving to avoid some stupid bird," he said.Her mouth opened and closed wordlessly until the sounds came. "I think it said, 'F-ck your windshield.'"He drove in silence for a long while, and she couldn't see his face in the dark.Finally he said, "I think you're right," his voice small and hollow.[image error]WHY HAVE YOU NOT BOUGHTEN THIS BOOK ALREADY


    9. Picked this up on a whim to read on the plane. Nicely designed, a quick read of 1-page essays that almost read like poems and captioned illustrations. But only a few were funny to me. For many, it was unclear who was the narrator (the bird, or a person? The author?) and they left me more confused than entertained.



    10. Absolutely enchanting and short enough to read, cover-to-cover, on the toilet. My son purchased it for me as a birthday gift and it made me LOL all the way through.


    11. Great: dark humour and murderous birdsTerrible: transmisogyny and jokes about mental illness, among other thingsRead with care.





    12. What an interesting, hilarious way to end 2017 for me. I probably shouldn’t have been quite so darkly amused as I was.My only issue is I feel like it could’ve been longer. It felt over too quickly and abruptly. Perhaps it’s shallow of me to knock off a star because of that, but I never said I wasn’t petty.My favorite two four*: “The risk I took was calculate, but man, am I bad at math.” “The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a form of mild insanity.” “He had a vi [...]


    13. I saw images from this book crop up on my Tumblr occasionally and they always made me laugh, so when I found out they were in a book, I knew I had to get it.It's a short, silly book. Half paintings of birds with ridiculous captions, and half prose/poetry relating to bird actions. It made me laugh with it's stupidity. It made me laugh a lot.Recommended for people with stupid senses of humour."I'm three ounces of whoop-ass"


    14. “Profusely Illustrated” proclaims the front cover! It is true. The illustrations are the highlight of this odd, dark, disturbing look at “troubled birds.” Adorable birds painted onto patterned backgrounds are captioned to express their deepest, darkest thoughts. Accompanying text is from different viewpoints – the birds, first person author/narrator, and third person accounts. Doesn’t add much to the birds. Notecards are also available for purchase!


    15. Some of the illustrations are nice, but the text doesn't make much sense and it's really unclear who the speaker(s) is supposed to be or what they're talking about at times. Contains transmisogyny and jokes about mental illness.








    16. This is a disturbing, hilarious little coffee table book for those with dark senses of humor and an enjoyment of birds with creepy looks in their eyes.


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